recession-proof

fabienne verdierl_illimiteNOW HIRING VAMPIRES for nightclub security. Two years of undead experience preferred for knowledge of one’s strength. Closed-mouth smiles please; no visible fangs. Free snacks on nights with a high criminal population. The last security guard is now managing his own blood drive. No résumés. Send a paragraph about how you survived your last vampire hunter. EOE.

— flash fiction | Tommy Tung —
— art | Fabienne Verdier —

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