Posts Tagged: vampire

eco-friendly fangs

The vampire next door spends a lot of time composting after dinner, and I just smile and nod when I’m taking out the garbage. — fiction | Tommy Tung — — photography | Pexels — Let’s stay connected on Facebook

eco-friendly fangs

The vampire next door spends a lot of time composting after dinner, and I just smile and nod when I’m taking out the garbage. — fiction | Tommy Tung — — photography | Pexels — Let’s stay connected on Facebook

auto know by now

Vampires unfriend me when learning about my sunroof, while werewolves keep opening it during the full moon. — flash fiction | Tommy Tung — — photography | Pexels.com —

auto know by now

Vampires unfriend me when learning about my sunroof, while werewolves keep opening it during the full moon. — flash fiction | Tommy Tung — — photography | Pexels.com —

inbound lead generation

“I hang out next to unconscious women,” said the vampire hunter who studied inbound marketing. — flash fiction | Tommy Tung — — art | David Henry Friston —

inbound lead generation

“I hang out next to unconscious women,” said the vampire hunter who studied inbound marketing. — flash fiction | Tommy Tung — — art | David Henry Friston —

recession-proof

NOW HIRING VAMPIRES for nightclub security. Two years of undead experience preferred for knowledge of one’s strength. Closed-mouth smiles please; no visible fangs. Free snacks on nights with a high criminal population. The last security guard is now managing his

recession-proof

NOW HIRING VAMPIRES for nightclub security. Two years of undead experience preferred for knowledge of one’s strength. Closed-mouth smiles please; no visible fangs. Free snacks on nights with a high criminal population. The last security guard is now managing his