Monthly Archives: June 2014

recession-proof

NOW HIRING VAMPIRES for nightclub security. Two years of undead experience preferred for knowledge of one’s strength. Closed-mouth smiles please; no visible fangs. Free snacks on nights with a high criminal population. The last security guard is now managing his

recession-proof

NOW HIRING VAMPIRES for nightclub security. Two years of undead experience preferred for knowledge of one’s strength. Closed-mouth smiles please; no visible fangs. Free snacks on nights with a high criminal population. The last security guard is now managing his