I kid you not, darlin’

I was given 10 question marks a day — that was all my parents could afford — so when I saw Stella one night at the ice cream shop, she thought I didn’t care because I didn’t ask her anything.

no ants in the sugar

: “The day she married me, it rained sugar. The day she divorced me, it rained blood. The day I met your grandmother though, it didn’t rain at all,” the man said. : She blinked away a raindrop. The clouds